If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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