East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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