Pappa wants mamma naked
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Me. At least after what I've been through.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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