we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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