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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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