Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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