You work out of a Hotel?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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