Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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