he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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