how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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