Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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