Only a mothe r could love this liver
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she peed on how many people?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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