I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This is the high leading the old right now
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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