if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm really into asian looking animals
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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