Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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