first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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