I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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