dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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