Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
