I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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