What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
id be glad to
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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