She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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