yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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