So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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