He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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