Having a random hookup so left but love u
My hand turned me down
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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