i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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