just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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