You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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