@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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