But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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