i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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