you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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