I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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