Tell her she can't have a vagina
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
tell me about the fingering
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