Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
