I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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