Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
How naked do you want me to be?
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