Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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