Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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