problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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