CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
