is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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