is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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