I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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