In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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