so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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