did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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