I hate all girls vehemently.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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