I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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