I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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