I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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