i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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