They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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