That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize
